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Banjun Theater - Dangerous Love screencaps

I... don't really understand what I just watched XD. I took a lot of screencaps, though!

There's some Korean-pop (I think) group called DBSK, and they did some special where they acted in their own drama-type thing, with the most psycho plot ever XD. Well, there's 2 plots, running concurrently. The first plot is about some psycho girl that kidnaps 2 of the DBSG boys, and ties them to her bed, and tries to keep them forever and ever, BUT WE'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT THAT, because the second plot involves two of the other members being in possible LOVE. Omg, yay for fanservice XD.

So yes, here's lots of screencaps. I have no idea about these DBSG guys, but the show made me a happy shounen ai fangirl XD.


It all starts off innocently, with Yaoi Boy #1 (from now on, he will be YB1) being handed a piece of paper from Yaoi Boy #2 (YB2). YB1 is perplexed, but YB2 will explain. DUN~DUN~DUN!


YB1: Eh, funny you say?


YB1: Wth, what exactly is your definition of funny o.O;;;;?!?!?!
(I personally like YB2's definition of funny XD.)


YB2 then leaves YB1 alone with the dirty, dirty pornfiction, or I can only assume that's what it is. Why would he be searching for his pants, if it weren't?


YB1 gets sucked in... he can believe nary a word he's reading! He has a good imagination, though.


YB1 can imagine YB2 pushing him up against a telephone booth...


...imagine YB2 staring at him dreamily with bedroom eyes, whilst confessing...


...imagine the thumping of YB2's heart underneath his hand...


...and can imagine the happy acceptance of those feelings. DAMN FANFICTION WRITERS, MAKING YB1 IMAGINE THE SAME THING AGAIN THAT HE IMAGINES DAY AFTER DAY ANYWAY!


After the fanfiction incident, some other things occur, like YB2 coming to YB1's rescue, and catching him like the manly man he is.


Yup, YB1 is definitely in awe of the manly man'ness.


YB1 is horrified at how quickly he's being wrapped around YB2's ring finger, but he just can't seem to avoid YB2. OMG, YAY, STRETCHING! You know you wanna, YB1.


YB1 remembers that stretching involves touching, and gets freaked out. I didn't get screencaps of this, but promptly after being stretched (SHUT UP, M XD), YB1 runs away to the bathroom. YB2 offers (forcefully) to rub YB1's back, and YB1 tries to run away again. He trips, and this time isn't caught suavely by YB2, and ends up hurting his ankle. YB2 offers to give YB1 a piggy back ride, but YB1 refuses stubbornly... FINE, HAVE IT THE HARD WAY THEN, YB1! And YB1 is forcibly carried, bridal style to his bedroom by YB2 XD. Ah, love.


YB2 always knows the perfect things to say to absolutely freak YB1 out XD.


INTERLUDE FOR THE CRAZY PSYCHO-STALKER LADY, whom has 2 other DBSG boys kidnapped. I just wanted to show her smashing her captives over the head, when they tried to escape XD.


The whole stalker-lady story really was quite frightening-- I was getting pretty scared. LOOK, HE COULD BE DEAD! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT HUGE BRANCH? But blahblahblah, they got rescued soon after... where YB1 and YB2 have their final showdown of love, before they get out of this wretched town. YB2 asks YB1 to meet him in the backyard, so he can confess something... WHAT WILL HAPPEN!?


YB1: HUSH, MY BABY!


YB1: LISTEN, SO YOU KNOW MY WORDS ARE REAL. REAL FOR YOU, BABY.


YB1: IT'S OKAY TO CRY, BABY. JUST LEAN ON MY SHOULDER.
YB2: O.O (FOR REALZ???)


Because sometimes, fanfiction CAN come true. YB1 and YB2 set a wedding date, and stay in one another's arms until the sun goes down.


And the other DBSG guys + their manager realize YES, those two do love each other, and decide to be a supportive boyband family. THE END.


Okay... actually, YB2 freaked out, and was all YOU THINK I LIKE YOU? YOU'RE A GUY! And YB1 demands to know why YB2 has been acting so weird and nice toward him lately, and he finds out it's because-- *DRUMROLL*-- YB2 broke YB1's ultra expensive camera! And YB1 gets all pissed off, and the love-love'ness is over. (OR IS IT TO BE CONTINUED?! DUN~DUN~DUN!)

This whole video was really cute and fanservice'y though, even though it all turned out to be LIES. I'll stick with my plot-line instead. *nodnod* For all the screencaps, though, no subtitles or pictures were tampered with/photoshopped-- that's what was actually said/shown XD.

My brain is dead now, so I shall go to bed, and hopefully have happy BL dreams XD. About YB1 and YB2, who will live on happily in their fanfiction-induced lives <3.
Tags: dbsg, screencaps, zany findings
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