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Jul. 12th, 2005

Title: Oral Fixation
Author: M snowym
Pairing: InuKai
Rating: Light R
Warnings: Mild molestation. Lime. Inner turmoil abounds.
Word Count: 1609
#4 - Angels and Devils for 30_cracks
Note: Beta'd by disutansu. Thank you for mucking through my mess of a fic, and trying to help me fix it ^_^. *glomples*

Kaidoh Kaoru radiated an aura of sexuality. He could turn any innocent object into something sensual.

Or at least to Inui.

Out of all the lovely and gorgeous body parts that were possessed by Kaidoh, Inui had a favorite. It had taken a long period of deliberation, and many sleepless nights (for reasons he would not speak of-- Inui wasn’t that lewd).


He loved the way Kaidoh said his name. The way his lips formed the sounds just... so--

“Fshuuu... Inui-senpai.”

Ah, there it is again. It would be so simple... Leaning forward those few extra feet that separated them, crushing those full lips to his own--

“Inui-senpai! Are you okay?”

Kaidoh looked concerned. Inui looked flustered.

“Ah, yes. Sorry.”

It was incredibly well and good that Kaidoh had interrupted that speeding train of thought, because if he hadn’t, the older boy might have actually acted on his impulses. Damn Kaidoh and his full, pouty, erotic lips... No! Action-- bad. Not scaring the hell out of his kouhai and staying friends-- good. Although, his shoulder demon desperately wanted him to believe that action was also a good course of... well... action. Inui mentally thwacked it, sending it flying across the room. Mentally. It screamed and writhed in agony as it slowly disintegrated, little pitchfork and all.

“This isn’t the end, I’ll get revenge!” it yelled semi-menacingly (since nothing that is small enough to fit on your shoulder can be truly menacing). Of course, this was all in his head. ’Maybe I should see a psychiatrist,’ Inui pondered, the corners of his mouth hitching upward in the barest of smiles at the newfound inner silence.

All of that elapsed within about three seconds. Here’s where we were last:

“Ah, yes. Sorry,” Inui said, before the beginning and end of The Great Shoulder Demon War.

“You just had a strange look on your face. Are you really okay? I can go home if you’re feeling ill.”


Kaidoh about fell out of his chair in surprise. “...Senpai?”

“I mean... There’s no reason for that. You’re having trouble, and I feel fine. It’s no problem for you to stay.” Inui was babbling a bit, but Kaidoh going home was the last thing he wanted, even if it was a bit tortuous to have the object of his desires so close, and yet so far. Although, one could probably say Inui had a bit of a masochistic streak in him.

He wasn’t going to do it. He really, really wasn’t going to do it this time. His hand reached towards his pocket. Aw damn, he was going to do it.

“Would you like a piece of gum?”

Kaidoh looked up with interest. “If you don’t mind, senpai.” Fingers brushed lightly at the exchange of the small chewing stick.

Here it comes. Inui watched raptly, while he wrote inane gibberish across his notebook for cover. This was one of his dirty little pleasures, and he was definitely glad of his opaque lenses during moments like these. Although indulging his visual system often made for many restless nights. Inui decided he could deal with that.

The wrapper fell away, and chewing gum was brought up to pink lips. His kouhai’s tongue flicked out lightly, testing the flavor, making sure it wasn’t something horrific like cinnamon. Inui had quickly learned which flavors Kaidoh favored after the first time he had offered him gum, so there was no chance of Kaidoh not accepting it. The taste test apparently had positive results, as it was now slowly being nibbled up its length. Inui clutched his pencil, nearly snapping it.

“Shankyu shempai,” Kaidoh thanked in a slightly muffled tone, now happily chewing away on the gum.

Maybe Inui was more of a masochist than he thought. He made a mental note to buy more gum. Silence fell down upon them as they both started working again. Kaidoh was working on geometry, and Inui was working on willing down his aroused state. He absentmindedly scribbled down the unsexiest things he could think of...

Ryuzaki-sensei in a bathing suit... bowling... Kaidoh’s lips-- dammit!

Inui’s pencil lead promptly snapped. Kaidoh looked up. Inui looked down. Spotting his bag leaning against the chair leg, he leant down to scrounge for another pencil. Ah, success. He rezipped his backpack, the small snake key chain rattling lightly as he did. Pressing his pencil back to paper, the quest for unsexy thoughts resumed.

Momoshiro gorging himself on hamburgers... Aozu...

“Is this right?”

Inui’s hand twitched, sending his pencil flying. Kaidoh jumped at the loud clang that occurred from it hitting the lamp, but chose to say nothing. Possibly in an attempt to not incur anymore strange behavior out of his high-strung senpai.

Obviously Kaidoh wasn’t going to be his ally in this situation, especially if he insisted on sitting there and continually emanating sexiness like that. “Here, let me see.”

Kaidoh turned around his notebook and slid his math homework across the small table. Damn. Even Kaidoh’s 5’s were sexy.

Remembering to actually look over the problem, Inui fished another pencil out of his backpack and double-checked it. He attempted, but failed, to not get incredibly aroused at Kaidoh’s number writing prowess.

He could get orthogonal to Inui’s plane any day.

Inui choked on air. Or saliva... but no. He had no reason to drool, there was nothing delicious in the immediate area... He averted his eyes from Kaidoh’s questioning ones. Inui was definitely not that lewd. Pushing the homework back across the table, Inui’s cheeks flushed lightly.

“Its wrong, you’re off by 5.” Inui shuddered slightly at the thought of Kaidoh’s 5’s.

He bit his lip slightly, staring in confusion at the paper.

“I don’t understand... Show me?”

Even as time continued to tick by, Inui’s world froze. Was Kaidoh intentionally trying to kill him?

“Go on, show him!” Inui’s shoulder demon cackled. It apparently had come to take its revenge by being even more annoying than usual.

Inui looked over to his shoulder angel, who usually resided on his other shoulder in silence.’Please shut him up? Use your... power of goodness or whatever.’ Inui plead-thought.

“Actually, you should probably show him. It’d be a big relief to all of us,” it said, idly twanging a few off-key notes on its harp.

Kaidoh had his hand on the doorknob of his senpai’s room. After the glazed expression once again overtook the older boy’s features, it was just like Kaidoh to be considerate of his senpai. He quickly gathered his things. Inui obviously had a lot on his mind, and he could attempt to figure out the math on his own.

Just then, three noises commenced in such quick succession, it almost seemed as if they happened at the same time.

1. Click. Kaidoh turned the door handle.

2. Thwump! Inui’s hand landed hard on the door’s surface.

3. ”Ah!” Kaidoh gasped, looking nervously at the hand that just landed on the door a few inches from his face.

Silence reigned for a few moments, but it was soon broken with another gasp.

Kaidoh blushed fiercely at the hand pressed firmly to his abdomen. The broad chest against his back sufficiently trapped him against the door. Cool air hit his stomach as Inui’s hand slid upward, bringing the shirt with it, although this just caused his body to feel even more hot. “S-senpai?” Kaidoh stuttered, understandably.

“Please don’t leave.”

That was whispered unnecessarily close to his ear, in Kaidoh’s opinion. The air ghosted over the skin. Inui could probably flick his tongue out and-- “Ah!” Kaidoh shuddered at the sudden moistness.

“I can show you now, if you want.”

That voice again, so close...

“... Alright.”

Another three noises occurred in as quick of succession as two lustful teenage boys could fulfill them in.

1. Click. Inui locked the door.

2. Thwump! They both fell to the futon.

3. ”Ah!” Kaidoh gasped, and Inui did too a few moments later.

Gleeful cries of shoulder angel and devil alike rang throughout the room, as the two boys couldn’t get their clothes off fast enough.




“You knew that I meant the math problem?”


“And you still...”


“Inui-senpai is lewd.”

Kaidoh halfheartedly made an attempt to hit Inui, although his wrist was caught before the fist could make contact. Kaidoh watched transfixedly from his quite comfy spot on the futon as his hand was drawn up to the other’s mouth. His hand twitched, but slightly uncurled when his senpai sent him a heated gaze. The rectangular glasses had been discarded long ago, but Kaidoh definitely wasn’t used to those intense eyes yet.

“I’m not lewd.”


“... I... am... not... lewd...” Inui said, pausing between words to suck each of Kaidoh’s digits into his mouth, only to let them pop out wetly.


“Ii data...”

Kaidoh really hit him that time. Being violated he could stand, by his senpai at least. Being mocked he could not. “Baka.”

“Itai. I love you too Kaidoh,” Inui murmured, rubbing his sore cheek.



Inui tugged Kaidoh towards him, capturing his lips for a kiss. Even after what had just happened, Kaidoh’s lips were still his favorite of Kaidoh’s body parts. Only now they were his.


( 22 comments — Leave a comment )
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Jul. 13th, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC)
Of course Inui is lewd ^^. Not only is he a hormonal teenager, he's got Kaidoh (in person no less) to be hormonal about.

Aww, sankyu ^^. I tis glad you like it. *curtsies*
Jul. 12th, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
Inui is definitely lewd. *gets hit by Inui* XD He should just admit it. *runs away from Inui Juice*

I just adored this. Inui semi-molesting Kaidoh was love. XD *pets Kaidoh* I'm just surprised he held off for that long. X3 *claps muchly* Hurray for implied smut!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Jul. 13th, 2005 10:14 pm (UTC)
Ever since you called him lewd in that one fanfic, I've been stuck on the idea ever since ^^;. This is the second fic (at least) that I've had Inui denying his lewdness in. Maybe I'll make him come to terms with his lewdity one day. Cause lewd!Inui is hot ^^.

Yay, Helen liked my fic ^^. *bunnyhops* Implied smut is always good, although smut smut is probably better. Maybe I shall try my hand at the real thing sometime. Maybe. You can be ensured it'll have lots of sad things in it... like the stapler incident. *puh-chink puh-chink!* I think we all remember what happens what happens when I have a hand in writing smut'y-ish things, from the joint doctor!Inui fic. SADNESS ^^;.
Jul. 14th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
He called himself "hardly that lewd" remember? XD But tis a good idea to stick to. X333 Admit it Inui! *gets pelted by tennis balls* Kaidoh knows you are! *runs away*

Implied smut gives my imagination a work out. XD And how did the stapler incident come to be again? *forgot* Ah well, we shall see if you write it ne? X3
Jul. 12th, 2005 10:20 pm (UTC)
He could get orthogonal to Inui’s plane any day.

I almost fell out of my chair when I read that. MThis was great. Poor Inui, at least he got some in the end though XD
Jul. 12th, 2005 10:26 pm (UTC)
Jul. 13th, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
Glad I'm not the only one! XD I said that to a friend of mine today, while messing around.

Best. Reaction. EVER. XD
Jul. 13th, 2005 10:15 pm (UTC)
Yay for awesome math come-ons ^___^. I scoured the internet for good ones, and that one just fit perfectly.

I'm glad you liked it ^^. *feels all sparkly/glimmery*
Jul. 13th, 2005 10:33 pm (UTC)
You definately pick a good one, lol

I'm glad you -posted- it ^^ 'tis very nice.
Jul. 12th, 2005 10:23 pm (UTC)

Morro... you slay me... *ish slain*

Even his 5's were sexy... LMAO

And I know it's the wrong fandom but...

Jul. 13th, 2005 10:17 pm (UTC)
*unslays you* O.o. Sorry about that. I don't waaant to slay SS! *flail*

YESH ^^! That ish a cool icon. Maybe we have a psychic link? I was having trouble titling the fic, and I randomly decided on that. So, obviously the good vibes of your icon swayed me to name it that ^^. *nodnod*
Jul. 13th, 2005 11:00 pm (UTC)

It was a good slay? God, I've become such an icon whore... I made 12 today, 17 the other day...

Jul. 12th, 2005 10:25 pm (UTC)
Omg. I'm dead. Killed. I chocked on my drink. But it was SO WORTH IT. *adds to memories if you don't mind*

I love lewd!Inui. And the sounds? OMG <3
Jul. 13th, 2005 10:19 pm (UTC)
Yesh! I scored another point ^___^! *adds to tally board* I have a game with my friends, where if I can make them laugh!choke on their food, I get a point. I have 39 points so far. I am teh queen! Mwhahaha ^^.

I'm glad you liked the sounds ^_^. That was just a random thing I decided on. And I defintely don't mind if you add it to your memories list, I am honored. *bows deeply*
Jul. 13th, 2005 03:17 am (UTC)
haha XDDDD
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Jul. 13th, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)
Love. You. Too. *loves on you appropriately*

I am muchly glad you liked my scary fic ^^.
Jul. 13th, 2005 01:09 pm (UTC)
ROFL! Haha! The 5's! XD XD XD Pure genius! Wow, I haven't laughed like this in a while! Even when I'm reading a funny fic, I normally don't laugh out loud (or my family tends to believe I need psychiatrist >_>), but wow... I don't care if I need a psychiatrist... that was HILARIOUS! :D Great job!
Jul. 13th, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
I hope I didn't really make you ROFL. There are sometimes sharp objects on the floor, you might get hurt O.O. Sooo, be careful next time, kay? Maybe stick with an LOL, so you don't get injured. I worry for all my readers' health, you know. *whips out the first-aid kit in anticipation*

I'm glad my fic made your parent's think you need a psychiatrist ^^. My parent's also think I need one, so maybe we can be psyc!buddies ^^. *nodnod*
Jul. 13th, 2005 10:49 pm (UTC)
(points at icon) Yeah, baby...

There should be more writings of Kaidoh's pouty, sultry lips. There just should.
Jul. 13th, 2005 11:06 pm (UTC)
Zomg, yay for sex-ay icons ^_____^. *drools at yours for a little while*

I agree. Maybe this fic shall start a trend? Nah, I don't start trends, I'm not that cool ^^. Kaidoh needs a shirt that says 'Hot Lips'. Since in japanese shows, they like random english words on their shirts, I was uber hoping Kaidoh would have a shirt with that on it, but I've been disapointed in that aspect so far. Oh well ^^;.
Jul. 16th, 2005 12:22 pm (UTC)
I think the closest he's had to a crazy Engrish shirt was his "SURVIVOR" one that he wears as a plushie (in the TeniPuri beach party UFO catcher set).
Aug. 3rd, 2005 07:31 am (UTC)
XD This was good. Poor Inui and his sefl-control attempts. :D <3<3<3
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