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Title: Silence Through Dialogue
Author: M snowym
Pairing: InuKai
Rating: G
Warnings: Implied kiss. Kind of. Or I wanted you to think they did, anyway ^^;.
Word Count: 180
#20 - Violence for 30_cracks (this is about as violent as I get, peoples)
Note: Dedicated to chibimono, cause even if she doesn't remember, she randomly picked the #20 for me when I was trying to decide which theme to write about ^^.

“We’re lost, aren’t we?”

“There is approximately 100% chance that we are not lost.”

“That’s a lie!”

“Data doesn’t lie.”

“Yeah, but you do.”

“..............................................................................
.................................................................................
...................................................................................
......................................................................................
........................................................................................... We’re not lost.”

“Ffffshuuuuuuu!”

“..............................................................................
....................................................................So........
........hypothetically....................................................
.......................If you were lost, what would you do?”

“Just ask for directions!”

“I said hypothetically.”

“Fine. Hypothetically. Just ask for directions!”

“Oh...”

“So...”

“So what?”

“So, are you going to ask for directions?”

“We’re not lost.”

“Fshuu...”

“Kaidoh? Your face is getting really red. Are you okay? Actually, now you have quite a scary look-- Ahhhh!”

“Ffffsssshuuuuuuuu...”

“There was a 43.1% chance that I could’ve swerved off the road just then.”

“Sorry senpai. I should’ve had more control then that.”

“Its okay. There’s something you ought to know, and you won’t like it.”

“What?”

“We’re lost... Ahhhh! Kaidoh, it was 68.3% that time!”

“Ask for directions.”

“Kaidoh, I--”

“Ask for directions.”

“Fine, in a moment--”

“Ffffshuuuuu!”

“Kaidoh, please, stop.”

“Fshuu-- ..............................................”

“Although the danger of doing that while driving was high, I’d say that was a 100% effective way of silencing you.”

“..............”

“Kaidoh, your face is red again.”

“Baka Inui senpai.”

~end

Silence Through Dialogue FAQ:

Q: How the hell am I supposed to know who's talking?
A: Kaidoh stereotypically fffshuu's, and Inui stereotypically spews data.

Q: Where are they going?
A: To a performance of Cats. Or so I amused myself with that thought ^^.

Q: Why are you wearing a cape?
A: It adds to my mysterious persona, and I find it quite slimming. *wildly flips cape about*


Just kidding, no one asked such questions, although they should've. Well, except for the 'where are they going?' one. Silly disutansu and her thirst for knowledge ^^;. *throws a EncyclopediaBritanica!plushie at her*

Actual questions o.O;:

Q (by disutansu): How long have they been lost?
A: Ooooh, I'd say about 3 days now. Inui's been keeping wired by drinking mass amounts of Jolt and Mt. Dew, and Kaidoh has been distracted by the kitten Gameboy game Inui got for him. He just now realised that they were lost.
Tags: 30_cracks, fanfiction, inui x kaidoh, prince of tennis, rated g
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