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Jul. 17th, 2005

Title: Silence Through Dialogue
Author: M snowym
Pairing: InuKai
Rating: G
Warnings: Implied kiss. Kind of. Or I wanted you to think they did, anyway ^^;.
Word Count: 180
#20 - Violence for 30_cracks (this is about as violent as I get, peoples)
Note: Dedicated to chibimono, cause even if she doesn't remember, she randomly picked the #20 for me when I was trying to decide which theme to write about ^^.

“We’re lost, aren’t we?”

“There is approximately 100% chance that we are not lost.”

“That’s a lie!”

“Data doesn’t lie.”

“Yeah, but you do.”

“..............................................................................
.................................................................................
...................................................................................
......................................................................................
........................................................................................... We’re not lost.”

“Ffffshuuuuuuu!”

“..............................................................................
....................................................................So........
........hypothetically....................................................
.......................If you were lost, what would you do?”

“Just ask for directions!”

“I said hypothetically.”

“Fine. Hypothetically. Just ask for directions!”

“Oh...”

“So...”

“So what?”

“So, are you going to ask for directions?”

“We’re not lost.”

“Fshuu...”

“Kaidoh? Your face is getting really red. Are you okay? Actually, now you have quite a scary look-- Ahhhh!”

“Ffffsssshuuuuuuuu...”

“There was a 43.1% chance that I could’ve swerved off the road just then.”

“Sorry senpai. I should’ve had more control then that.”

“Its okay. There’s something you ought to know, and you won’t like it.”

“What?”

“We’re lost... Ahhhh! Kaidoh, it was 68.3% that time!”

“Ask for directions.”

“Kaidoh, I--”

“Ask for directions.”

“Fine, in a moment--”

“Ffffshuuuuu!”

“Kaidoh, please, stop.”

“Fshuu-- ..............................................”

“Although the danger of doing that while driving was high, I’d say that was a 100% effective way of silencing you.”

“..............”

“Kaidoh, your face is red again.”

“Baka Inui senpai.”

~end

Silence Through Dialogue FAQ:

Q: How the hell am I supposed to know who's talking?
A: Kaidoh stereotypically fffshuu's, and Inui stereotypically spews data.

Q: Where are they going?
A: To a performance of Cats. Or so I amused myself with that thought ^^.

Q: Why are you wearing a cape?
A: It adds to my mysterious persona, and I find it quite slimming. *wildly flips cape about*


Just kidding, no one asked such questions, although they should've. Well, except for the 'where are they going?' one. Silly disutansu and her thirst for knowledge ^^;. *throws a EncyclopediaBritanica!plushie at her*

Actual questions o.O;:

Q (by disutansu): How long have they been lost?
A: Ooooh, I'd say about 3 days now. Inui's been keeping wired by drinking mass amounts of Jolt and Mt. Dew, and Kaidoh has been distracted by the kitten Gameboy game Inui got for him. He just now realised that they were lost.

Comments

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disutansu
Jul. 17th, 2005 10:28 pm (UTC)
"Where are they going?" answers all things that are... you know... unanswerable. XDDD Besides I was curious and yeah... Kaidoh would like that destination btw, and forgot that they've been lost for... how long now?

FAQ! How long have they been lost?

Ooh cape. *twirls her own cloak and snugs plushie*
snowym
Jul. 17th, 2005 10:34 pm (UTC)
Ooooh, I'd say about 3 days now. Inui's been keeping wired by drinking mass amounts of Jolt and Mt. Dew, and Kaidoh has been distracted by the kitten Gameboy game Inui got for him. He just now realised that they were lost.

*throws cape over Helen's head and runs away while she's still confused*
disutansu
Jul. 19th, 2005 01:21 pm (UTC)
XDDD *snuggles M for being cute*

*then becomes confused via cape*
rikunghts
Jul. 17th, 2005 11:19 pm (UTC)
Q: Why are you wearing a cape?

*CHOKES* XDDDDDDDD I LOVE HOW RANDOM THAT WAS ok. ^_^ Good now.

Very cute. ^____^-
snowym
Jul. 17th, 2005 11:26 pm (UTC)
*flips cape* Yay for randomness!

Ah, sankyu ^___^.
jgal87
Jul. 18th, 2005 03:14 am (UTC)
haha XDD funny story XD
joshua_glass
Jul. 18th, 2005 08:26 am (UTC)
LMAO! Kitten gameboy game... *hugs you*

o.o I can see Kaidoh dragging Inui to see Cats...
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snowym
Jul. 18th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
I want a cape too. I settle for tying a blanket around my shoulders ^_^.

I actually meant it quite innocently, but I have no problems with perverse interpretations. Cause I interpretate things overly-perverse on a daily-- possibly hourly (if not microsecondly) basis.

*ties a blanket around your shoulders* FIGHT-O ^^!
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snowym
Jul. 18th, 2005 11:19 pm (UTC)
Ahahah, I guess I've really never mentioned it, my obsession with these characters started rather suddenly ^^;. They are Kaidoh Kaoru and Inui Sadaharu from an anime called Prince of Tennis. They're a bunch of other boys on that show, whom I sometimes randomly use in my fanfics, but I'm definitely InuKai!centric ^^;.
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maternityward
Jul. 25th, 2005 12:56 pm (UTC)
*fangirl squee*

Oh, that was just too cute. Utterly adorable. I love dialogue fics and you pullled it off wonderfully. XD Oh Inui, you saucy minx, you.
snowym
Jul. 25th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
Saucy minx. ^_____________^. *gives you a cookie*

Sankyu for the compliments ^^! *bows muchly* This is my first dialogue fic... although I've done lots of random dialogue in chatrooms with friends. Mwhahaha ^^. Those poor girls have suffered through all the fun fun InuKai dialogue scenarios I've ever made.
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