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Data Interrupted - InuKai

Title: Data Interrupted
Author: M snowym
Pairing: InuKai
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Almost curse words? And explosions! And un-beta'd-ness! BE WARNED!
Word Count: 459
#32 - Smile for 30_cracks (this is about as violent as I get, peoples)
Note: Written for disutansu, because she requested an InuKai 'gazebo' story. By writing this story, I have further ensured that no one will ever request a gazebo story from me ever again, mwhahaha >3!

“Na, Kaidoh, what’s that?” From Kaidoh’s window, Inui could see the roof of a structure in the backyard that wasn’t included in his data of the Kaidoh family.

“Huh?” Kaidoh shifted upright so he could see what Inui was looking at. “Ah,” Kaidoh said, laying his head down on Inui’s lap once more. “My parents bought a gazebo. They think its romantic or something.”

The movie they rented kept on playing, massive explosions and agonizing screams pushing the sound limit of the speakers on the tiny television. Inui wasn’t paying attention anymore though, as his mind had just kicked into overdrive.

Search: Things to do with Kaidoh in a gazebo.

::::loading::::


Results 1-10 of about 109.</i>

1. Sitting.
2. Holding hands.
3. Kissing.
4. Whispering sweet noth--

::::data interrupted::::


Before Inui could further compute, he was interrupted by the boy in his lap’s hand suddenly thrusting up into the air, nearly knocking the glasses off his nose. Apparently Kaidoh had just witnessed one of the coolest fights ever, and he couldn’t keep still as the entire building on the screen was blown sky high. How Kaidoh could be so kawaii while watching carnage was beyond Inui. As the last embers died down, and the credits started rolling, the bandana-clad teen asked Inui if he thought the ending was cool too.

“Ah, of course. I liked the... umm... explosion.”

“Me too!” Kaidoh said, having that almost-smile on his face, which Inui had come to interpret as an actual smile.

“Kaidoh... do you want to go down to the gazebo?” A sufficient excuse will be needed... “I’ve never been in one before.” Ah, yes, that should work. From the few things that his brain had produced on being with Kaidoh in the small wooden structure, he definitely wanted to drag his kouhai down there sometime.

“Actually,” Kaidoh said, sidling closer to Inui on the bed, “maybe we could stay here for awhile?”

Inui’s eyebrow arched nearly to his hairline at this surprising turn of events, and his brain once again went into overdrive.

Search: Things to do with Kaidoh in Kaidoh’s room.

::::loading::::


Results 1-10 of about 7,814.</i>

1. Sitting.
2. Holding hands.
3. Kissing.
4. Fuc--

::::data interrupted::::


Inui was torn out of his thought processes, as he quite suddenly had a kouhai in his lap and lush lips covering his own. As they broke apart with a joint gasp, Inui mumbled ever so eloquently, “Yeah, let’s stay here.”

They never did make it down to the gazebo that day.




Author's Note: By the way, anyone's welcome to come request a fic here. Cause I need things to do when my college classes aren't driving me up the wall ^^;.

Comments

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snowym
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:07 pm (UTC)
The world would be about 518.31% more pervy if everyone used the Inui Search Engine ^__^.

I hope you get your project done o.O;. Good luck!

You are also love, sankyu ^^.
kishmet
Aug. 27th, 2005 07:41 pm (UTC)
ZOMG M!!!!!!!! I WANT YOU TO WRITE ANOTHER GAZEBO FIC RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR SOONER IF POSSIBLE!!!!

...erm, yes *cough* That was absolutely hilarious. The way Inui's brain is like a search engine...it all makes sense now!! *runs off to request another gazebo fic and be further enlightened as to the workings of Inui's mind*
snowym
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:14 pm (UTC)
O.O! I'm not writing one this instant or sooner, but when I write it, I'll make sure you know which instant or sooner when it'll be posted ^^.

It shall be done! *cannot refute the ultimate that is the FIC REQUEST LIST* Hmm... Since you and Helen were pondering, here's some more place ideas: zen garden, abandonned shack, kissing tree (wow, I just got an idea there ^^), dumpter behind McDonald's... C'mon Kish, I dare you! How dare you request so few fics from me after I bombard you ^___^.
airairo
Aug. 27th, 2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
XD! This is brilliant. I loved Kaidoh getting excited about the explosions. Very nice! ♥
snowym
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC)
I figure me and Kaidoh are alike for the most part in our reactions, so I usually make him do what I'd do. And explosions are AWESOME, so can he not get excited ^^?
pikazoom
Aug. 27th, 2005 08:53 pm (UTC)
OMG that was great! XD I love how Inui's thought processes work. Hmmm...I wonder what he's got bookmarked? X)
snowym
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:19 pm (UTC)
Oh man, you don't even want me to answer that ^___^. I think you know anyway, that "X)" face tells all ^^. Shhh, keep it secret. With information like this, we might accidently bring about the destruction of humankind as we know it.
disutansu
Aug. 27th, 2005 08:58 pm (UTC)
Move over Google! Inui's brain will take over now. XD Omg, M this is so totally genius. *loves on you so much*

I wonder that if the first 4 choices already lead to... smut... what did the other 7,810 results came up to be? XDDD

*goes to request something else*
weinende_rot
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:01 pm (UTC)
I wonder that if the first 4 choices already lead to... smut... what did the other 7,810 results came up to be? XDDD



He-he. Training? :DD
snowym
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
You could say training... but of a different variety. Nfu >3.
weinende_rot
Aug. 28th, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
poor poor poor Kaidou - I guess even his stamina wouldn't be enough. nfu nfu nfu
snowym
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:23 pm (UTC)
Yay, Helen called me a genius ^^! Although, when I was writing this, I took out my brain, and put a piece of pizza in its place. Ironic, huh ^^?

You told me to cut down on the perviness for tonight, so I can't answer that ^^;. If I told you what result 7,810 was, your brain would surely splode. Just think squirrels, jello, and bungee cords, and you might get it.

Yes, you must! Cause I'm obscenely short on inspiration, and your guys' ideas help lots ^^.
disutansu
Aug. 28th, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC)
............ LIES! XD *pets M's brain*

*brain breaks* Ooookay, I won't do that again. XD

Just as long as you promise that you'd do the same. X3
snowym
Aug. 30th, 2005 11:07 am (UTC)
Of course ^^! *holds out pinky* We must pinky promise, for it is the most sacred of promises!
weinende_rot
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:00 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahaha. Ops, sorry.
This is just fab ))

=brain overload=


snowym
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
Yay for fab-ness ^^. Sankyu!

*installs more RAM in your brain*
weinende_rot
Aug. 28th, 2005 12:43 am (UTC)
=processing data=
lobotronic
Aug. 27th, 2005 10:45 pm (UTC)
......oh my god...now every time I Google all I'll think of is Inui being a perverted search engine. Gawd I loved this. XD XD XD
snowym
Aug. 27th, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC)
I already think about that every time I use Google, so its neccessary for me to infect you with it also ^^. Nfu nfu.
chibimono
Aug. 28th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC)
OMG INUI AND I SHARE A BRAIN!
AND I DO THE SAME THING AS KAIDOH WHEN WATCHING EXPLOSIONS!
*LOVES ON M SO INCREDIBLY MUCH*
BEST GAZEBO STORY EVAR!
snowym
Aug. 28th, 2005 12:51 am (UTC)
Yay, you do searches too ^_^? SUGOI!
I do tooooo, explosions ROCK!
*LOVES ON CHIBI SO INCREDIBLY MUCH*
I've got teh Super Uber Senpai's approval, I'm truly honored ^^.
kimutheemu
Aug. 29th, 2005 09:01 pm (UTC)
I love the way Inui's brain-google works. XD

priceless. <3
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