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Getting Things to Work [InuKai - PG]

Title: Getting Things to Work
Author: M snowym
Pairing: InuKai
Rating: PG
Warnings: Dirty thoughts, perviness, and near collapse (all on Inui's behalf)
Word Count: 1090
#17 - Eto...; Hmmmm... for 30_cracks
Note: Written for kishmet, because she requested an InuKai 'webcam' story. Sorry for taking so long to post, Kishu-sama ^^;. The beta'ing (I did it myself, I'm not blaming anyone else ^^;) is still pretty bad. *grovels and begs for forgiveness*

“Fssshuuuuu... Senpai, I don’t think this is working.”

Inui sat back amused in his computer seat. ‘Amused’ wasn’t a word that would describe him very often, as he delt with data and not humor, but even he could not help the barest of smiles that hinted at the corners of his mouth at the moment.

Currently on Inui’s computer screen was Kaidoh’s face. Not one of the photos that he had scanned and uploaded for, of course, purely scientific reasons, but a live streaming video from Kaidoh’s own room. He was sure that his own web camera was in working order, and that his kouhai ought to be able to see him on his side of the connection. Or rather, he would be able to see him, if a glaring eye wasn’t pressed quite obviously onto the lens. Inui was barely able to repress his mouth muscles from twitching up those few extra degrees into an actual smile as yet another loud hissing noise emitted from the speakers. The exotic eye taking up most of his screen’s space blinked, causing Inui to snap out of a reverie concerning long lashes and deep brown eyes. Clearing his throat, Inui pushed his glasses upward with a slender finger, along the bridge of his nose.

“Kaidoh, sit down.”

“What senpai?”

Inui suddenly felt as if something had caught in his throat at those last two words spoken by his kouhai. Kaidoh had suddenly decided that maybe his senpai could hear him better if he talked into the camera. Inui stared dumbfoundedly for a moment, as lips he’d had more dreams about than he could count-- and no, he didn’t just admit that-- reveal themselves in 1024 x 768 resolution.


Inui thought it would be improper behavior to collapse while talking to his kouhai, so it was absolutely imperitive he halted the other boy from saying his name again. It was causing blood to rush to all sorts of places, and he was feeling a bit lightheaded at the moment. Somewhat more faintly this time, as he wasn’t quite trusting of his voice at the moment, Inui leaned into the microphone perched on his desk and instructed his kouhai once more.

“Kaidoh, please sit down.


With feelings of mixed relief and disappointment, Inui watched Kaidoh’s upper body, bandana and all, come into focus on the monitor. Ignoring the fleeting disappointment that had washed through him, he was satisfied that he no longer felt like a pervert anymore... for the most part anyway. Inui knew he took far too much advantage of the fact that the younger boy couldn’t see what his eyes were locked onto most of the time, but he was trying to break himself of that. Really, he was. His eyes slammed shut immediately after that thought, because Kaidoh’s hair was just too silky for it’s own good today, even in pixel form.

“Eto... Inui-senpai?”

Inui nodded in acknowledgement, as the other teen seemed to still be inconfident of whether he could be heard over the electronic device or not.

“Ffffsshhuuuu... I don’t like this.”

Inui was prepared for this. A Powerpoint presentation seemed to be a little overboard, so after memorizing a small bulleted list of why this form of communication would be helpful to them, he was immediately able to launch into one of the reasons. He wasn’t about to let go of an opportunity that would allow him to talk with the other boy more often.

“Kaidoh, using the web cameras will get easier for you over time--”

“It’s... it’s not that.”

“...It’s not?” Inui hadn’t predicted hardly any objections, other than the difficulties Kaidoh often had with computers. Well... there was a 12-percent chance that Kaidoh would become frightened of the video camera. Some people believed that cameras could steal the soul of it’s targets, but thankfully, it didn’t seem he was a believer of that particular myth.

“I’d rather...” Kaidoh averted his eyes, letting out another low hiss as his cheeks flushed a light pink. Kaidoh definitely had Inui’s attention now, although he tried to keep up an air of nonchalance as to not detour Kaidoh from continuing. “Can’t we just meet? I’d... I’d rather just talk with you in person.”

The younger boy had surely turned into a tomato by this point, and Inui’s perv-o-meter once again sky rocketed. What was it about Kaidoh, and Kaidoh only, that made him desperately need to find out how low that blush trailed?

“Gomen senpai... Just forget it.”

“Is now okay?” During the last few seconds, Inui’s mind had been furiously calculating all the possible meanings that were held within his kouhai’s latest statement, taking into account with the fierceness of his blush and the angle at which his head had tilted to attempt to obscure his face... and well, things were looking the best they ever had for Inui and all his innappropriate thoughts he was constantly combatting.

“Umm... what?”

“Is now okay? If you don’t want to talk over the webcam. I could come over now.” Inui’s glasses glinted, which even he himself thought was strange, as they seemed to do so at the most innopportune of times. It was probably fair warning to Kaidoh though, as he didn’t have the most angelic of intentions after that blushy, stuttery admitance.

“That’d be fine, senpai. I’ll... I’ll be waiting.” And with that last statement that just screamed ambiguity in Inui’s mind, he watched the younger boy lean his eye up to the camera once more, most likely searching for the power switch, before the screen went black.

After staring dazedly at the blank screen for a few moments, Inui quickly leaned forward to power down his own computer. Quickly yanking on his tennis shoes and forcing the laces into a semblance of a bow, he bolted from his small apartment. This was not done with the intent to make it to Kaidoh’s house faster than ever before, but he probably was going to anyway.

Kaidoh admitting to a desire of actually wanting to be in his presence was by far the greatest leap they had taken in order to get Inui a certain sultry, bandana-clad boy. Hopefully with a bit more careful planning and perusing, a few more embrrassing, but well worth it admitances, it would all be out in the open.

Things were surprisingly working in his favor despite low chances and percentages. He gladly left his calculations behind for once, as he continued treading down the road.

Random illustration to go along with the story!

By the way, if anyone still wants to request something, just do so HERE. Just keep in mind, it may be awhile before you see your request finished ^^;. But I shall indeed do my best!


( 21 comments — Leave a comment )
Oct. 24th, 2005 07:32 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA Pervy Inui is love...

And I can totally see Kaidoh hating webcams or anything of that ilk...

Morro you rock my red and black striped socks off.
Oct. 25th, 2005 10:50 am (UTC)
Pervy!Inui is one of my favorite Inuis ^_^. Cause honestly, how can Kaidoh not be perved on?

I have red and black striped socks too! Sugoi ^^. I'm glad you liked it. *always values SS's opinion*
Oct. 24th, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC)
^^ Much love for you. I liked.
Oct. 25th, 2005 10:50 am (UTC)
Sankyu ^^! I'm glad you liked it. *rolls around in the much love*
Oct. 24th, 2005 10:27 pm (UTC)
Hee! They are both so sweet.
Oct. 25th, 2005 10:51 am (UTC)
Sanks ^_^. *glomples you*
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Oct. 25th, 2005 10:53 am (UTC)
And you know his meter is always set between 9.5 and 10, when its not going over the normal limit ^^.

Yay, I'm glad my story induced that stupid grin. I'm very fond of stupid grins, and sport at least one daily, if not hourly.
Oct. 25th, 2005 07:07 pm (UTC)
I <3 you so, M-sama *grovels at your feet as you are the writer of the webcam fic that Kishu has been longing for* Perv-o-meter!! That was such an unexpected bonus aside from the already-wonderfulness of a fic about a webcam!!!

This is just what I needed to read when I'm sick and home from school. It's like taking seventeen Tylenol (which is the only thing that will allow me to be functional at this point ^^)!

Oct. 25th, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC)
Kishu-sama is sick!? *showers you with Doctor!Inui and Nurse!Kaidoh plushies, complete with medication, InuKai print blankets, Inui orange juice and other healthy fluids to make you feel betterrrrrrrrr!!!*
Oct. 26th, 2005 06:17 pm (UTC)
No groveling when you're sick! *picks you back up* I shall think about letting you grovel when you're unsick. No wait, I mean I shall grovel at YOUR feet when you're unsick (so you don't snot on me ^^). 'Perv-o-meter' seems to be the favorite line o.O;. I thought about cutting that out, it was just a random after-thought ^^;. Glad I kept it in, I suppose ^^. I've always wanted to do something internet'y concerning InuKai, but I couldn't quite pin down a plot. Thanks for giving my brain a kick ^_^. *snuggles Kishu*

O.O. Its like seventeen Tylenol? YUS! That's the best compliment I've ever gotten on any of my writing, I feel so honored to be compared to my drug-of-choice/hero, Tylenol ^____^. But I hereby forbid you from actually taking seventeen Tylenol, because that's a lot, and you'll run out really quick, and then there'll be no more for later. DON'T WASTE TYLENOL O.O! That's a sin or something, I swear it is. Check Exodus in the Bible, its gotta be there.
Oct. 25th, 2005 07:51 pm (UTC)
M is genius for including the random picture with the fic! YAY! ^________^ My brain is frying on math homework... well review for the exam I have on Friday. XD So forgive that I don't have much to say but...

Inui's perv-o-meter. *gigglesnort* I bet it's constantly in the red zone. XDDDDDDD Especially when it comes to Kaidoh. *nods wisely like an innocent perv can nod*
Oct. 26th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
Random pictures are fun. Cause I had fun drawing Kaidoh's EYE ^^! Yus. Don't worry, with this fic there isn't much to say. Just duck your head and walk quickly past ^^.

Everyone likes Inui's perv-o-meter, and I was gonna cut that part out ^^;. Good thing I kept it in, although it was just a random thought I didn't really care for thrown in. Hopefully this fic shall help everyone find their inner perv-o-meter ^^. Mine's probably always in the red, not unlike Inui's, but I'm not sure where yours would land... Hmm... Flipping back and forth between the red and fluff zones, no doubt ^^.
Oct. 27th, 2005 06:16 pm (UTC)
The soy sauce fic I would do that but this fic was love. XDDDDDDDD

Inui would tell you to cut that part out too. 'Cause ya know, he's hardly that lewd. ^_^ I think my meter has a middle zone that's fluffily pervy... or pervily fluffy. XD
Oct. 26th, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
Webcam - $80.00
Microphone - $20.00
Perv-o-meter = $10.99
Inui getting extremely aroused at a PIXELY Kaidoh and expecting to survive a visit with the ACTUAL Kaidoh = Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy - for everything else, there's Lewd!Inui.
[/cheezy parody]

Inui wins at life. Your fic wins at life. You win at life.

Yay! We're all winners!!

Rough Translation: This was HILARIOUS and amazing! The picture was a great touch! <3 I loved it! (Note: I know somethings have been mistranslated... I'm pretty sure there was something in there about you being a goddess of crack and should rule the world with your fanfiction... or something...)
Oct. 26th, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
^________________________________^. Yus! My fic caused an awesome cheezy!parody ^_^. Inui could get aroused at a picture of Kaidoh drawn with lip gloss on the back of a torn stamp, don't tell me he wouldn't get aroused at Kaidoh on his computer screen ^^. And what?! Inui's perv-o-meter only cost $10.99 o.O? I paid four easy payments of $24.99 for mine. Dammit, I got ripped off. Oh well, at least I can perv with the best of them now ^^.

Sooo... Lewd!Inui could get me a really pimpin' ride, or give me swimming lessons? Score ^^. I say we keep this between you and me though, we could make millions.

Zoh my god, flattery will so get you everywhere ^^. I am no goddess, I am only a humble traveler trying to spread the love of crack. It runs through my veins, and I have been accumulating followers, who follow me, waiting for me to get a papercut or fall down so they may taste the sweetness. Or something like that. Or not like that, I'm not sure anymore ^^;. *snuggleglompletackles you muchly*
Oct. 26th, 2005 08:11 pm (UTC)
I should come up with a cheezy parody for all of your fics! Although I don't think I can be that creative (u-u) Ah well. Yeah and Inui got a deal on that Perv-o-meter... when he ordered it, the sellers were kind of freaked... well, lets just say he really never needed a perv-o-meter in the first place... o_o;

I agree - Lewd!Inui could most definately take us places. *pushes nonexistant glasses up her nose and smirks* Millions, yes. Millions.

*drops a convienantly placed piece of paper in your path and whistles innocently* >.> ... *cough* *sprints*
Oct. 26th, 2005 08:24 pm (UTC)
My fics deserve no such star treatment, so there'll be none of that, even if you were feeling that creative ^^. Inui's so very lewd, I'm sure he was in the perv-o-meter's RED zone when he ordered it ^^. On Inui's meter, the glass is cracked, and the gauge is spinning wildly, and some mysterious substance is dripping from it. *snuggles Inui* We love you Inui, despite (and because of) your severe degree of pervy'ness!

Huh? What's this conveniantly placed piece of paper that's right in my path? *looks around* Hmm... No one is here, and I'll choose to ignore that figure sprinting away, so I guess I'll look at it. Because I'm bored. *nods firmly, and reads the paper aloud* "Sometimes when I look up at the sky, I think of dandelions and laugh." Heeey, has someone been reading my journal?
Oct. 26th, 2005 08:36 pm (UTC)
Au contraire, madmoiselle! Your fics and your overall sense of humor are simply unparalled and must be celebrated (even if it happens to be with something as pointless and insignifcant as a cheezy parody). Inui really has to stop investing in things that he'll just break with his perversion, however. That's $10.99 down the drain! I could definately use that for gas money. Ah well.

Surprisingly I have an image of Inui walking into Kaidoh's bedroom where Kaidoh is oh-so-naively placed resting on his bed, shirt hiked up slightly, and then the result is Inui's head blowing up in a mass of green goo. ... I think we've created a monster. Or I just have a really weird imagination. ._.;

*randomly plants more pieces of paper on top of boobytraps* ... >.> *is getting an actual workout from all this sprinting...*
Oct. 26th, 2005 09:41 pm (UTC)
I dunno, it sounds like your humor could parallel mine ^^. We might be on the same plane at least, or some other geometric terms like that. Whatever money Inui doesn't spend on perv-o-meters goes directly towards him making more juices, and is that really needed anyway? Well, yes, of course it is ^^;. I'm hoping one day he accidently creates an Aphro-juice-diac Beta 5000 drink. The need for perv-o-meters would be eliminated in that case.

Holy crap, your imagination rocks O.o. I think you just made my head blow up in a mass of green goo o.o. Hot, hawt, haught ^^. It'd be sexier though, if instead of covering Kaidoh with green explosion goo, he molested him instead. Lots. Possibly with bubblewrap and feathers involved. Cause normal smut would just be wierd ^^.

Yay, more pieces of paper ^^! *happily follows the trail of papers and has abandonned reading them, because reading is for literate people*
Nov. 4th, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC)
XD Perv-o-meter. Lol. That was good. :D

Yay for a fic with illustration. <3 <3
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