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Title: Putting the S Back in Training Menu
Author: M snowym
Pairing: InuKai
Rating: R
Warnings: attempted light-smutty-ish'ness
Word Count: 1353
#28 - Tensai or Baka? for 30_cracks
Note: Dedicated to disutansu, because I'll be damned if I don't give a crack at trying to cheer Guru-sama up -.-. *SNUGGLES HELEN SO MUCH* I hope you enjoy it ^^;. I took your advice, and tried to make it a bit more... lewd? But of course, we both Inui's not lewd ^^;. He's just a teenage boy, although that's pretty much the same thing. It is unbeta'd except for the once over I gave it at 3am (which probably made it worse ^^;;;), so hopefully it's not too bad, at least grammatically wise. Feel better Helen-sama! I am here always here to attempt to cheer you up when you need ^___^! *valiant pose*


“Yes senpai?” Kaidoh bounced slightly on the bed, from where he was seated across the room from Inui. He realized what he was doing, and immediately halted, just as Inui swiveled around towards Kaidoh in his computer chair.

“I’ve been thinking...”

Kaidoh had to keep himself from pulling a exasperated face at the older boy. Of course he was thinking, when did he ever stop?

“Yes, senpai?”

“...” Inui sighed, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose with a finger, and then turned back to his computer. As the room once again filled with clacking noises from the keyboard, Kaidoh got a bit worried.

Inui had asked Kaidoh over to discuss his training menu, and obviously he was having difficulty addressing something. Inui never had trouble saying anything. He just did his... his... inner calculation thingies, and came out with it. With the grace of a log falling down a flight of steps, but nevertheless, he had no problems in when saying what was on his mind. Even when he told his feelings to Kaidoh, it had been quick and efficient. A quick “Suki da yo, Kaidoh” before he’d been pinned to a locker, lip-locked. Even though he had claimed to think that way for years, Inui still had the whole scenario planned and critically calculated.

And he was having trouble talking about his training menu? Kaidoh’s fists clenched in the comforter. This couldn’t be good.

More clacking noises. Really, really not good.

Five minutes had passed, and Kaidoh was nearly in panic-mode. Nothing would have given away his state, except for his increased respiration. Inui was too busy typing, too busy setting Kaidoh on edge to notice, though.

As Inui once again swiveled in his chair towards Kaidoh, the bandana-clad teen felt a chill run down his spine.


“Yes, senpai?” Kaidoh sounded a bit more on edge this time.

“While there are many components to your training schedule, I do believe we are leaving out one key factor. It could throw off everything unless we add it in, and fix everything accordingly.”

Kaidoh could’ve scoffed. This was what Inui was angsting about?

“Sure. What is it?”


Kaidoh choked. Inui winced, as he had mentally prepared himself for the physical pain of breaching such a subject with the other boy. The punch never came though, and Kaidoh just sat gaping on the bed. Inui inquisitively quirked an eyebrow. This was highly unlikely. Inui adjusted his situational calculations accordingly.

“Fffffshuu...” Kaidoh was blushing quite a pretty shade of scarlet at this point, as the ‘s’-word set in. No amount of cursing angered Kaidoh, but when the topic of physical pleasure was breached, one had better watch out. Inui had learned it was best to just do, and not say, because the younger boy did not take kindly to talking about such things. Dirty talk and teasing in general were thrown out, especially through the act.

But yet, once again Inui was surprised. Not only had his kouhai not caused him physical harm, but he was sitting on his bed, slightly bouncing on the mattress while blushing. Kaidoh quickly halted the movement as soon as he realized his senpai was looking at him behind those glasses, although he knew those hidden eyes were staring at him, which just caused his blush to become more prominent.

Inui plunged onward. He really was concerned about this, and this neutral reaction was much more than he had hoped for.

“Unless we try to figure out about how much you’ll be participating in such activities, you might put too much strain on your muscles, and throw off your training.”

“Senpai... this is embarrassing...” Kaidoh said, staring at the ground. He didn’t notice Inui had crossed the room until he felt the mattress sink down beside him.

“Ffshuu... Senpai...”

God, this was so much more than what Inui had hoped for. If he could push Kaidoh just a bit further...

“So what is it Kaidoh? Once a week? Three times? For how long?” Kaidoh trembled, as Inui ran his fingers lightly over Kaidoh’s leg. “I need to know, or else your training menu can’t be completed.”

“Umm... w-well... ah!” Kaidoh nearly jumped out of his skin when he felt a hand run over his thigh. The hot breath on his ear sent a tremor down his spine.

“Maybe we should try it once now, so you can try to accurately guess?”

And Kaidoh was down for the count, as his senpai pushed him down into the soft mattress. It usually took a lot more than this to have the other boy willing to participate in such activities. Over the years, Kaidoh had gotten stronger and more sure of himself, and dark lights and a scary movie wasn’t just going to cut it anymore.

Something had changed between them, and Inui couldn’t quite put his finger on what it was. Perhaps he had become more seductive, but the older teen highly doubted that. Hopefully it was just that Kaidoh was becoming more comfortable with him.

Just as that thought crossed his mind, in sync with his tongue swiping across Kaidoh’s collar bone, Kaidoh affirmed his comfort with Inui by moaning deeply. The kisses up until that point had been deep and wet, just what was usually needed to distract Kaidoh from any protests he may have been formulating, but there were other things to accomplish now. Inui was a big fan of Kaidoh’s lips, but he liked other aspects of the boy, as well.

Shirts, pants, and any other obstructing items were tossed out of the way when they were came to. Taking off Kaidoh’s clothes was always a pleasure. The blush that sprung up when the last of it was discarded was a deceiving herald towards the boy’s innocence. He was not innocent. Perhaps he was just embarrassed that every time they did this, his bandana was the very last thing he took off him, if he ever got around to taking it off.

God, it had been too long since Inui had had a panting, naked Kaidoh atop his bed.


“So Kaidoh, about your training menu...”

Finally, Inui got the reaction he had been expecting from the start.

“Baka Inui-senpai! Just put down whatever you like! Its not as if I have any control of when you do those... those type of things to me!”

Kaidoh grabbed up his clothing that littered the ground, quickly pulling it on. Even while trying to make a storm-like exit, Kaidoh had to stop for a moment and blush as he picked his boxers up off the computer’s keyboard. His senpai was entirely too excitable at times.

The door to the room slammed, but Inui could not help the smile that overcame his face.

Inui went back to his computer, which had kaidohtraining.doc open at the moment. He supposed Kaidoh was right. It probably would have been better to just leave this facet of the training menu unknown to his boyfriend, but he knew Kaidoh liked knowing what went into his training. Seeing a sudden decrease in exercises might anger him. And they would decrease, if Inui’s libido had anything to say about it.

Oh well, he’d tried. Kaidoh trusted him with his training, and he would do his best to take care of the other’s body.

Somewhere along the line of Inui’s excessive thoughts, a pair of discarded sweat pants had been pulled back on, before seating himself at the computer. His glasses glinted as clacking sounds of the keyboard once again resounded throughout the room. If Kaidoh had been there, he probably would’ve left anyway. Sometimes Inui at work was just frightening.

‘Whatever he liked’, huh? Sounds of typing filled the room, as Inui indeed proceeded to fix the menu however he liked, a smirk on his face. He was definitely the tensai of data.

Training menus had never been so much fun.


OMAKE (written by chibimono):

Kaidoh's training menu:
Morning - Sex and sit ups.
Afternoon - jogging and sex
Evening - tennis practice and sex
Night - Sex.
Done! *hands it over to Kaidoh*


( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 27th, 2005 02:22 am (UTC)
Uwwaa~ *oogles*

You completely reminded me of why I love the Emerald Pair so much. <3

Thank you~
Jan. 1st, 2006 09:53 am (UTC)
Glad you liked it ^___^.

I still get confused when people call them the Emerald Pair ^^. Takes me a minute to figure out what they're talking about. I never caught onto those ______ Pair names anyhow, so I suppose it doesn't matter ^^. People will just have to answer me when I ask them what the hell they're talking about ^__^.

Jan. 1st, 2006 03:09 pm (UTC)


Inui's training pants are green. Kaidoh's bandana's green.

Green + green = Emerald Pair.

I am SUCH a dork.
Jan. 3rd, 2006 01:05 pm (UTC)
But sometimes Kaidoh wears different colored bandanas. And sometimes Kaidoh pulls off Inui's pants. Nfu >3.


*snuggles you*
Dec. 27th, 2005 08:43 am (UTC)
Aw. -isapuddleofgoo-
Yes. Made me VERY happy, thank you very much~.
Kaidou and Inui are just stupidly cute like that. ^^
(The Omake made me laugh too. XD)
Jan. 1st, 2006 09:54 am (UTC)
Glad you liked it ^__^.

And I agree. Kaidoh and Inui will never cease to amaze me with the new lows of stupidity their relationship will sink to. God, I love it ^^.
Dec. 27th, 2005 10:42 am (UTC)
*diesss* XD

Dec. 28th, 2005 10:15 am (UTC)
ROFL LMAO!!!! thank you. i needed that to help me get my morning going!
Jan. 1st, 2006 09:55 am (UTC)
Yus, I have finally achieved one of the legendary equations!

InuKai fic = breakfast bar

*dances around happily
Dec. 28th, 2005 01:08 pm (UTC)
those... those type of things to me!”

*giggles insanely* Oh Kaidoh we love you and your uber shyness so. *snuggles him and gets bricked by Inui* I wouldn't be surprise if Inui came up with the same exact menu that Chibi had. Much love for you for writing this even though the both of us were all... bleh yesterday. *snuggles you muchly*

Inui is such a perv. XD
Jan. 1st, 2006 10:19 am (UTC)
Kaidoh really has no control over such things, he's only speaking the truth ^___^. Not like Inui has any control over when he pounces Kaidoh, either. *pets Inui*

Inui would make his more scientifical, and confusing, but in the end, it would translate to human speak as the same thing Chibi wrote ^^.

Inui is LEWD ^____^. Or not? Don't believe him, because clearly he is!
Jan. 1st, 2006 02:37 pm (UTC)
There should really be an icon of that. XD

Inui: I'm hardly that lewd.

...Yeah right. XDDD Like Atobe-dono saying he's carsick when he is really getting it on with Kabaji... *dead*
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