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The Great Hat Experiment

I have recently come across some astonishing information.

Kaidoh refuses to wear any other head covering, except for a bandana. This seems hardly fair to all his fans whom would adore to see his cranium topped with some other type of accessory. So, this has lead me to conduct an experiment. It was lengthy and tedius, and a few lab mice were accidently killed, but I think it was worth it. The pictures were difficult to snap, but I eventually got all the data I needed.

Hypothesis: No matter what hat Kaidoh wears, he will still look sexy.

Test 1: Bionicles Baseball Cap

At first, he didn't take well to wearing the cap, but I think that's mainly because I had to use my mad fighting skillz to wrench his bandana away from him. Also, he may not be a Bionicles fan, but the cap is shiny, so he was distracted long enough for me to put it on his head.

Result: I now have a new respect for baseball caps.

Test 2: Shiny Golden Turban

He was much more pleased with this hat, although I think the shiny factor had a large hand in that. He seems to become more docile when faced with glittery and bright things. Perhaps tennis opponents could use this to their advantage when playing him, although I don't think disco balls are allowed on the tennis court.

Result: Still hot. Strange, but hot. Turban fetish? Me? No, of course not. Unless Kaidoh is the one doing the turban'ing.

Test 3: Fez

The tassle served as great enjoyment. I think he is getting used to the hat changes. So far, as long as the hats are sparkly, he accepts them in eventuality.

Result: Why can't the shriners in my town look like this?

Test 4: Top Hat

Being the first non-sparkly hat, he was somewhat grieved to put it on. Through a bit of harassment and use of hand puppets, I was able to explain Kaidoh the neccessities of wearing a top hat. He liked the kitty sock puppet the best. After being thoroughly convinced, he even put it on himself. He was quite the gentleman, even though he hissed at me a few times.

Result: Weird, but perhaps a tuxedo was needed. Still looks good, in a smokestack kind of way.

Test 5: Flamingo Baseball Cap

Actually, I had to photoshop this on his head. He refused to wear it. It was quite disappointing, but I think this picture depicts what it might have actually looked like had he donned it. Perhaps the next experiment will be more successful.

Result: Need Kaidoh ever seduce a flamingo, I think this would be his hat of choice.

Test 6: Beret

Oh dear. Is it hot in here? *fans self* After this picture was taken, I ended up letting him keep the hat, in hopes he would wear it more.

Result: One of the best results yet. The hypothesis is clearly being proven so far.

Test 7: Pimp Hat

All the bitches and hos were thoroughly impressed. It was unanimous that all he needed was a cane, and he was set to make some "big g's." His expression was pretty consistent throughout the photoshoot, but just now did it truly make sense. Perhaps strengthening his pimp hand shall help him to improve the boomerang snake?

Result: Positive. If tennis ever fails for Kaidoh, he can always make some money this way.

Test 8: Kitty Ski Cap

Clearly the most enjoyable test out of them all. As soon as this hat was pulled on (and he accidently bashed his head on a desk corner), he accepted the persona of the kitty, and Kaidoh's inner feline was released. Kaidoh's inner kitty also likes to scratch things apparently, though, so this was also the most expensive test of them all, as now my furniture needs replacing.

Result: CUTE! Things got a little hot and heavy when he attempted to clean himself via tongue bath, but we rushed him to a doctor, and he only had a mild concussion.

Overall Results: Kaidoh, no matter what is perched atop his head, manages to remain consistently good looking. Perhaps if there is another season of Prince of Tennis someday, he shall vary his hats a bit more. His bandana is a wonderful accessory though, and I'm sure we all shant be sore if he does not take my advice. I'm not even sure if he'll remember any of this day, as he got that concussion during the last test, but we can hope.


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Dec. 29th, 2005 12:59 am (UTC)
The turban hat so wins. XD He should wear that to tennis practice everyday.

He looks like a stalker with that first one. Inui stalker!

^^ M-sama wins at Photoshop zomg!
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:04 pm (UTC)
I like the turban too. He could so rule his own third world country.

Of course he's a stalker. What better way to see what big data his senpai has?

My Photoshop sufficiency is something left to be desired, but thankfully for silly things like this, no real skill was required ^_^.
Dec. 29th, 2005 01:23 am (UTC)
OMG *Dies*
YESSS he looks great in everything XD
Beret + Kaidoh = Teh Smexy!!!
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:06 pm (UTC)
I liked the beret too @_@. Me and disutansu thought about forcing him into a fireman hat, but by that time, my hat curiosity was decreasing. But god, I would set my house on fire hourly if it meant Kaidoh would come to put it out ^_^. *cough* HATS!
Dec. 29th, 2005 01:48 am (UTC)
Kaidoh is such a pimp. ♥
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:06 pm (UTC)
I know it -.-. Reach back like a pimp and smack the ho, indeed.
Dec. 29th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)
ZOMG Kaidoh looks like Sanada in the first picture. xD BO-WAHAHAHA. o_o;
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:09 pm (UTC)
I thought so too o.o. Which leads me to believe that Kaidoh is actually in fact Sanada, which makes him one of the best players in the whole show ^^. Certainly, we cannot expect anything else from Prince of Tennis, that they wouldn't show the zaniness of Kaidoh hopping on a bus from Seigaku, tearing off his bandana, and putting the cap on once he arrived at Rikkaidai. Oh Kaidoh-Sanada-sama, sugoooooi! Can I call him Kadada? That amuses me too much ^^;.
Dec. 29th, 2005 02:30 am (UTC)
You the genius!! =]

Dec. 29th, 2005 12:10 pm (UTC)
All in the name of science.
Dec. 29th, 2005 03:32 am (UTC)
Oh my God. Genius! :D
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:11 pm (UTC)
I can only hope the world benefits from such studies. *pushes up nonexistant glasses*
Dec. 29th, 2005 03:53 am (UTC)
whahaha. the pimp hat and the turban look the best on him strangely enough XDD
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:12 pm (UTC)
Usually, guys who wear pimp hats like that make me want to smack them. But oddly enough, I'd go get Kaidoh's cheeta fur (synthetic, of course, for he would cry if it were a real kitty) coat off of the coat rack for him, if he asked. Pimp!Kaidoh would be the kawaii'est pimp around ^^.
(no subject) - thesundaywriter - Dec. 30th, 2005 01:26 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - snowym - Dec. 31st, 2005 09:36 am (UTC) - Expand
Dec. 29th, 2005 06:09 am (UTC)

Does Kaoru have to choke a bitch?
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:13 pm (UTC)
Oh dear, he might o.o. I hope Inui's been a good bitch, or else he'll sport some pretty bruises tomorrow. All in the name of pimp'ism.
Dec. 29th, 2005 06:33 am (UTC)

The Flamingo Cap is scary~! hahaha Pimp hat wins but the turban is nice too :D
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:16 pm (UTC)
The flamingo cap has probably killed a few puppies >.>. Hopefully Kaidoh was able to subdue it, and show it the loveliness that are cute little animals. And the pimp hat seems to be the consensus ^^.
Dec. 29th, 2005 07:47 am (UTC)
zomg. just. zomg.

You like, tapped into my overwhelming love for top hats
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:18 pm (UTC)
Yus! Top hats are nifty ^^. I wouldn't had thought about it, but disutansu, whom always fields all my scary crack'i'ness, wanted to see Kaidoh in a more gentlemanly light ^^.
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Dec. 29th, 2005 12:20 pm (UTC)
I thought so too ^^. He just needs a tail, and we'd be into a whole new realm of Kaidoh!kinkiness. Nfu nfu nfu >3.

*snuggles snuggles*

Oh, how just one frightening idea turns into a whole experiment. Me? Carried away? Nehvar!
Dec. 29th, 2005 08:09 am (UTC)
Pimp hat. PIMP HAAAAAAT!!!

Dec. 29th, 2005 09:50 am (UTC)
*DIES* We both used the same icon in response to this post. XDDD
(no subject) - snowym - Dec. 29th, 2005 12:21 pm (UTC) - Expand
Dec. 29th, 2005 09:28 am (UTC)
Oh God, the Pimp hat wins life. That and the turban. *_*

Those are amazing. Thanks for totally making my day XD
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)
I'm glad your day was made better by my ramblings at 3am. Usually, ideas that spawn around that time only cause harm and world destruction ^^;. *snuggles you* Continue to have a lovely day, ne ^^?
Dec. 29th, 2005 09:50 am (UTC)
Actually, I had to photoshop this on his head.

I think I peed a little.
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:24 pm (UTC)
Oh dear o.o. *hands you a washrag*

No worries, Tenipuri crack does some of the best of us in. Glad you liked it ^^.
Dec. 29th, 2005 10:19 am (UTC)
My favorites would have to be the Bionicles baseball cap and the pimp hat.
Defintely the pimp hat.

This made my day. Seriously. <3
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:27 pm (UTC)
The bionicles baseball cap definitely gave Kaidoh that Sanada quality. I laughed for too long, and then watched a Rikkaidai episode, while fangirling over Kaidoh ^^.

Perhaps if Kaidoh's tennis career falls through, we can see some more of pimp!Kaidoh.

Glad you liked it ^_^. *snuggles you* Continue to have a good day, or I'll sic pimp!Kaidoh on you! Wait, was that a threat? Didn't sound like one >.>;.
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