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Hey, this is Kaidoh, and I'm taking over your journal momentarily, so listen up.

You suck.

Go finish that retarded doujinshi of me and Inui in gothic lolita dresses, all right? Don't make me kick your ass. Cause I will. Start drawing again. This being lazy crap is not going to cut it.

If I don't get my daily quotient of fanart devoted to ME, I will probably accidently kill you. I mean, I will kill you.

I'm tired of you being a slacker, so stop it. Who else is going to make stories of me and my boyfriend, that could be ground up into powder and sold for several thousand dollars a kilo? The illegal drug community will suffer dramatically because of you. Or even if it might not, will you chance it? I hope not. Get me more cocaine, bitch.

Your goal in life is to finish that doujinshi. Then you can die. And if my legs look fat, like you made them in this picture, I will hurt something. My legs are NOT fat. Inui-senpai says they're quite slender.

Now, I'm gonna go take a nap. I've been working on that snake thing where they can unhinge their jaw, and Inui-senpai has been brutal ♥.

You still suck, but if you draw me pretty, I'll forgive you. Oyasuminasai!

Kaidoh Kaoru


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Jan. 13th, 2006 12:08 am (UTC)
Kaidoh, we all love you! ♥ And no worries, your legs are teh smex. More ♥ ♥ ♥! So don't be angry anymore!
Jan. 13th, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
Well... I guess I won't be angry anymore. Because... because you said my legs are teh... fshmex. *blushes and twirls around in pretty dress*
Jan. 13th, 2006 12:15 am (UTC)
*bites fist but fangirl squeal anyway* SQUEEEEEEEE! KAIDOH, YOU'RE SO MUCH LOVE! *snuggles you tightly and twirls around with you*

Inui is going to so kill me. *runs away*
Jan. 13th, 2006 12:22 am (UTC)
I don't mind if you twirl around with Kaidoh for awhile. His love for spinning is sometimes too much for me, and I puke for hours on end before going to bed. But it's worth it. So just as long as you don't try to... I don't know... steal my Kaidoh, I won't make you drink my Inui's Hyper Deluxe Rhubarb Gamma Gamma Delta Sigma Pi Juice.
Jan. 16th, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
Oh I wouldn't dare steal him away from you. Although I am curious as to how your Inui Juice taste. May I try? *makes with the grabby hands*
Jan. 21st, 2006 10:51 am (UTC)
Well, I suppose you could, but... *tips a bit of Inui's Hyper Deluxe Rhubarb Gamme Gamma Delta Sigma Pi Juice on a nearby plant, and it withers instantly* Perhaps you shouldn't. I would have, had you tried to steal my Kaidoh, but as Kaidoh seems to have taken a liking to you and your spinning, I don't think I'll harm you. *glasses glint, as he dumps the entire glass out along the grass, killing it all*
Jan. 22nd, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC)
;-; The poor plant and grass. Now that Kaidoh and I spin, we have no soft spot to land on should we fall!
Jan. 21st, 2006 10:52 am (UTC)
*is reaching up with grabby hands, wanting to be spun around again*

P... Pleashhhuuuu?
Jan. 22nd, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
*spins around with Kaidoh again*

The wind that is blowing outside my window is really strong. -.- *ish randomly scared*
Jan. 13th, 2006 12:31 am (UTC)
Yeah, she's never finished that doujin, wtf is up with that? Go get her, Kaidoh!! Your legs are definitely sexay no matter what, and that dress suits you so well.

And tell Inui that I'll drink his juice anytime.
Jan. 13th, 2006 01:34 pm (UTC)
You have no room to talk, Ms. Kishu. I've heard of your gothic lolita indiscretions also. I hear you wrote a fic? And never posted? Are you trying to dishonor my name? *sigh* Oh well, my legs are sexay, so I guess I'll kinda sorta possibly maybe forgive you. If you post. *swishes puffy skirts to try and convince you to post*

Are you going to try and steal my boyfriend?! Only I can drink his juice! Wait... which juice did you mean? ...shit.
Jan. 13th, 2006 08:55 pm (UTC)
Ah....well...no, I'm not trying to dishonor your name, promise. Just trying not to dishonor mine. >.>;;;;; *watches puffy skirts swish and tries not to nosebleed*

Nooooo, I'd never! Except if he was here. And I didn't mean that, Kaidoh, you perv.
Jan. 13th, 2006 10:13 pm (UTC)
Well... I still require you to post. Withholding sex acts of me and my boyfriend is illegal! I demand they be spread around. Especially if I'm in a skirt. Cause that's hot. *lifts up skirt in your direction for encouragement*
Jan. 13th, 2006 12:54 pm (UTC)
Kaidoh in a dress makes me MELLORINE~!
Jan. 13th, 2006 01:36 pm (UTC)
Mello... rine? I've never heard that word before. I assume it's good, since it's describing me in a dress, but have you heard it Inui?
Jan. 13th, 2006 01:38 pm (UTC)
I do believe it is french in origin. It doesn't mean anything though, it's just a nonsensical word they say when blinded by women, so you don't need to worry about it. *pushes up glasses*

As chibimono has said it, I also believe Kaidoh in a dress makes me... Mellorine. *glasses glint*
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