Title: Romantic Pains
Author: M snowym
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou
Pairing: Yuuri x Wolfram
Warnings: beeping, bopping
Word Count: 296
Note: Dedicated to chibimono, whom got me hooked on KKM ^^;. *snuggles Chibi lots!* Tis my first fic for the fandom, so you may want to grab tissues to dab at your eyes with in angstiness, as the OCC'ness ensues.
Wolfram’s nose hurt. A lot. And it was all Yuuri’s fault, as per usual.
He was just trying to be the sweet, kind fiancé that he truly was deep down (really, really deep down by the looks of it), but no, Yuuri had to spoil Wolfram’s attempts to be loving. He would show Yuuri what love was all about, as he brought his hand up to the dark-haired boy’s face.
Lately, Wolfram had been asking a lot about Yuuri’s home world. His residence on ‘Earth’ was a part of him, and whatever he could do to get to know the other better, he would do. It might have been sweet, if Yuuri weren’t so weirded out at all the random questions.
And so, lots of strange facts were wheedled from Yuuri. Wolfram adored the fact that the secret of “The Toaster” and other strange customs were his and Yuuri’s alone to know.
So when Yuuri was reluctant to wake up, Wolfram sat up on their shared bed beside the young Maou, leaned in close, and in as sweet of a voice as possible, stated:
“BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!”
Yuuri hadn’t told his fiancé of the severe hatred all Earth people had for the “Alarm Clock,” so it was quite surprising when a hand smacked Wolfram’s nose, which had probably been mistaken for a snooze button.
So as Wolfram brought his hand up to the other boy’s face, he in turn hit the other boy square in his face.
“Ahhhh!” Yuuri clutched his nose, as he painfully awoke.
“You wimp, that’ll teach you to hit me.”
“Who’s a wimp!? Wait, what?”
Romantics could be left alone for awhile, as it proved far too painful and confusing in the current stage of their relationship. Maybe later.